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Grass Master Definition Mug | Funny Lawn Care Humor Cup

Grass Master Definition Mug | Funny Lawn Care Humor Cup

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Make your favorite Car Guy happy with some of our cool automotive apparel and accessories! Premium materials, excellent quality print, our products are made & shipped from the US!

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Description

Some people mow the lawn. The Grass Master assesses the situation, adjusts the deck height by a quarter inch, runs a diagonal pass to see how it reads, and then considers going again.

The definition format is the joke. Glossy black ceramic, crisp white print - the kind of mug that sits on the kitchen counter all week and gets a nod from anyone who's ever stood there debating whether one more pass was actually necessary.

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  • Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic
  • Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel
  • Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe
  • Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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