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Handyman Hourly Rate T-Shirt | Funny DIY Contractor Gift

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There's a rate for showing up. A higher rate for watching you hover and ask questions. And an even higher rate when you already tried it yourself first. Any handyman, mechanic, or contractor knows this pricing structure by heart - even if they've never written it down. Now it's on a shirt, which honestly saves a lot of explaining. Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Best Sellers Garment: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton - 100% preshrunk USA-grown cotton | No side seams | Shoulder tape | Ribbed knit collar | Tear-away label Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | S-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash warm (max 40C) inside out | Tumble dry medium | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days. Size Chest Width (in) Length (in) S 18 28 M 20 29.25 L 22 30.25 XL 24 31.25 2XL 26 32.5 3XL 28 33.5

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting T-Shirt | Funny Aging Gift

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You used to fit under cars without a creeper. Bounce back from a long day without needing a heating pad. Sleep on a concrete floor if needed and wake up fine. Those were the days. This shirt sums up the entire experience of getting older in one sentence - and anyone who's laughed, nodded, and quietly groaned at the same time will immediately get it. Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Best Sellers Garment: Lightweight premium cotton - 4.5 oz soft ring-spun cotton | Tear-away label | Crew neck Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | S-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C) inside out | Tumble dry low | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days. Size Chest Width (in) Length (in) S 18 28 M 20 29.25 L 22 30.25 XL 24 31.25 2XL 26 32.5 3XL 28 33.5

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Lawn Enforcement T-Shirt | Funny Lawn Care Gift for Men

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Some guys are into engines. Others have their religion on four wheels. And then there's the guy who runs his yard like a pit crew chief - every blade lined up, every edge trimmed with surgical precision. That's the Lawn Enforcement Officer. And this shirt says it loud. Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Best Sellers Garment: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton - 100% preshrunk USA-grown cotton | No side seams | Shoulder tape | Ribbed knit collar | Tear-away label Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | S-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash warm (max 40C) inside out | Tumble dry medium | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days. Size Chest Width (in) Length (in) S 18 28 M 20 29.25 L 22 30.25 XL 24 31.25 2XL 26 32.5 3XL 28 33.5

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I'm Not Getting Old I'm Becoming a Classic T-Shirt | Muscle Car Gift

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Patina isn't rust - it's character. The guys who drove muscle cars in their twenties didn't get old, they became classics, and there's a meaningful difference. This tee makes that argument with the confidence of someone who knows exactly what their car is worth and exactly what they're worth too.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Car Guy Mugs Garment: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton - 100% preshrunk USA-grown cotton | No side seams | Shoulder tape | Ribbed knit collar | Tear-away label Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | XS-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash warm (max 40°C) inside out | Tumble dry medium | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Trucker Nutrition Facts T-Shirt | Funny Truck Driver Gift

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Diesel. Coffee. More diesel. The open road. If you broke down a trucker's daily intake by percentage, it wouldn't look like the back of a cereal box - it'd look like this shirt. The Trucker Nutrition Facts tee is the most accurate label any truck operator has ever worn, and the most honest gift anyone's put in a cab.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Car Guy Mugs Garment: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton - 100% preshrunk USA-grown cotton | No side seams | Shoulder tape | Ribbed knit collar | Tear-away label Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | XS-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash warm (max 40°C) inside out | Tumble dry medium | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Biker Definition T-Shirt | Funny Motorcycle Enthusiast Gift

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Every dictionary has gaps. This one fills one of the more important ones. A biker, as any actual rider knows, is someone who has looked at the equation of risk, weather, gear costs, and mechanical maintenance - and decided the answer is still yes. Every single time. The Biker Definition shirt makes the case plainly, for anyone who needs the explanation.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Car Guy Mugs Garment: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton - 100% preshrunk USA-grown cotton | No side seams | Shoulder tape | Ribbed knit collar | Tear-away label Fit: Classic relaxed fit | True to size | Crew neck | XS-5XL Print: DTG - sealed, vivid, won't crack or fade after washing Care: Machine wash warm (max 40°C) inside out | Tumble dry medium | Do not iron print directly Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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But Officer the Sign Said Burnout Mug | Funny Car Guy Gift

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Look, the signage was there. It was specific. It had instructions. What was supposed to happen? This mug is the legal defense and the punchline at the same time - for the guy who treats no parking zones as negotiable and rubber on the road as a personal signature. Completely waterproof argument. Mostly.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Car Guy Priorities Coffee Mug | JDM Car Enthusiast Gift

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Family first. Always. Then the car. Then also the car fund. And maybe a small monthly line item for "essential" parts that aren't really optional. The Car Guy Priorities mug is the honest version of the household budget - the one that gets displayed in the garage, not the kitchen.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Dashboard Icons Coffee Mug | Funny Car Enthusiast Gift

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Four-wheel drive engaged. Stability control off. Low tire pressure on the track car that hasn't had a working TPMS sensor in two years. Car guys speak dashboard fluently - every warning light has a story, most of them involving a wrench and a Saturday morning. This mug is for the guy who reads those symbols the way other people read road signs.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Check Engine Light Coffee Mug | Funny Car Guy Gift

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It's been on for six months. Still runs. Probably fine. The Check Engine Light mug is for the driver who treats that orange glow on the dash as ambient lighting rather than a warning - because at this point, if the car was going to explode, it already would have. A classic piece of car guy logic, printed on ceramic.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Biker Nutrition Facts Coffee Mug | Funny Motorcycle Rider Gift

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Coffee. Miles. More miles. Wind. That pretty much covers it. The Biker Nutrition Facts mug breaks down the daily intake of the average rider with the kind of accuracy that only another rider would recognize. Strong brew, open roads, and zero apologies for the bugs in your teeth.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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Things I Want Coffee Mug | Funny Car Guy Wish List Gift

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The list is not complicated: coilovers, a bigger turbo, a set of forged wheels, and another car to put all of it on. Maybe a lift. Definitely more time in the garage. The Things I Want mug lays it out plainly for anyone wondering what to get you - consider this the most efficient gift guide you've ever put on a kitchen shelf.Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | More Car Guy Mugs Size: 11oz or 15oz ceramic Print: Full-color dye-sublimation on both sides - won't fade or peel Care: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days.

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